When you get drunk and hit on people and wake up embarrassed so you take nudes to make yourself feel better ?
Jesus Christ! If you’d be hitting on me it totally would have worked! I would have been like, “Oh hey. Let’s go out to dinner, and then a movie, and then let me fly you to Egypt to see the great pyramids and then build a time machine so I can bring you on a date to the hanging gardens of Babylon.